Max wants to talk. Qu’elle surprise!
At that time of the day, my comprehension of mad cat is
limited.
Perhaps he is concerned about the local cat shelter being
forced to close. Governmental support is in jeopardy! It is the only place
local cats can go to seek refuge from domestic abuse. (Get real! The only
domestic abuse Max would need to escape is himself. And I have learned the hard
way. You can’t run away from yourself. You always catch up. And boy, are you
pissed that you made yourself run!)
No, I don’t think Max was discussing the local cat shelter.
Maybe he wanted to voice his outrage that no cat has ever
been nominated for an Oscar, despite many riveting and outstanding
performances. (Really? Can you think of any movie, other than “That Darn Cat”
where a feline had anything but a fleeting performance?)
Max is not upset about the Oscars. It just isn’t his style.
Now, it is possible that Max was trying to trick me into
thinking it was morning, and time for his treat.
Bingo, I think we have defined the conversation quite
clearly.
But I wasn’t born yesterday. I rolled over and went back to
sleep!