Happy Birthday, Alaska

 

The 49th state turns 64. If my math is correct!

Kitty partied a little too hardy.

 

Only a cat can milk a hangover for two days!

HAPPY NEW YEAR

 

From the Palais des Papes!

I have decided to get myself more organized.

 

To said affect, I am dividing my days into 7 stages:

• 1.       Sleep
• 2.       Lying in bed before getting up
• 3.       Things that need to be done to make myself presentable
• 4.       Daily Chores
• 5.       Cocktail Hour (My definition of time is not regulated by any clock.)
• 6.       Getting ready for bed
• 7.       Sleep

I have been creating list of things I have to do to go on to the next stage of the day.

Of course, “Sleep” was a no brainer. I just needed to wake. Then there was some heated debate about the definition of “wake”. Frankly, it got ugly. The whole topic was shelved. 

So, then I went on to “Lying in bed before getting up”. I decided to create a checklist of goals that need to be met (with exception for fire, flood, you know; that disaster movie type of crap) before I split the sheets. Mental exercises, limb checkings, eye focusings, digit countings. That kind of stuff. I am now up to 47 goals that need to be met. 

I did some data mining and extrapolating and checking all exponential factors. According to my most recent calculation, it is estimated that it will be Mid-February before I am allowed out of bed, other than for potty breaks. 

So, I will think about “Things that need to be done to make myself presentable” later. Much later.

A new year is a coming!

 I, as is my annual tradition will be celebrating the new year at the Palais des Papes in Avignon, France. I mean, I will be celebrating the new year at 3PM PST and using my imagination. It’s damn near all I have left. 

Join me if you wish!

Happy Boxing Day!

Just try not to get blood one the new white carpet!

 

No matter how you say it:

Hyvää joulua; Frohe Weinachten; Gëzuar Khrishtlindjet; Egubarri on; Bon natale; Veselé Vánoce; Sretan Božić; Glӕdelig jul; Vrolijk Kerstfeest; häid joule; Maligayang Pasko; Noflike krystdagen; Bo Nadal; κaλά Xρίστoύγννα; Jwaye Nwel; Mele Kalikimaka; Zoo siab heev Christmas; boldog Karácsonyt; Gleẟileg jól; Selamet natal; Joyeux noël; Nollaig Shona; Buon Natale; შოშᲐᲡ ᲒილოცᲐვთ; Kirîstmas piroz be; Priecīgus Ziemassvēkus; щасӆивого Рiздва; Весела Коледа; veselé Vionoce; Feliz navidad;  god Jul: Crăcium ferecit; Schéi Chrëschtdeeg; Wesołych Świąt; linksmų Kalèdų; Feliz Natal: Bon Nadal; il-Milied it-tajjeb;

Have an amazing holiday!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!