Tuesday, June 27, 2023
Today is Helen Keller's 143rd Birthday
Saturday, June 24, 2023
Fodder for posts:
Yes, I do read to find things to talk about on my blog.
Checking for June 24th, I found “American Revolutionary
War: The Great Siege of Gibraltar Begins.”
I can’t make this shit up. I read it on the internet, so I know it’s true! During the 1770s or 80s we attacked Gibraltar. I’m sure it was because there were nests of terrorists harbored there.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think we ever attacked Gibraltar. Maybe in the Barbary Wars?
Friday, June 23, 2023
Happy Summer to All!
But in my defense, have you checked the price of vestal
virgins this go around. It is outrageous. When I was a child, they were a dime
a dozen.
And on an alarming note, more and more volcanoes are refusing
to participate in ritualistic sacrifices. Those damn liberal mountains. What is
the world heading for!?!
Tuesday, June 20, 2023
Happy Juneteenth!
I’m glad it is our nation’s newest national holiday. It has
a very true meaning for a reason to celebrate: the end of slavery in the United
States. While the Emancipation Proclamation ended slavery on paper, some two
and a half years earlier, it didn’t immediately free any slaves. The Confederacy
didn’t listen to Lincoln, and there were provisions for the slave states that
stayed with the Union that gave them some wiggle room as to exactly when the
slaves had to be freed. It sounds good in theory: give the states time to set
up programs to help the former slaves adjust to life a free human-beings. Well,
that ain’t exactly what happened, but that is fodder for another diatribe.
June 19th was the date that the Union soldiers
reached Galveston, TX. Galveston was the last place to hear the word. It was
proclaimed that all Black people were free. Now that is something to celebrate.



