I’m in a Trashy Mood.

Two things.

First a little tidbit I picked up at CBSNEWS. Seems a couple in Wichita, KS were robbed while having an intimate moment. In a dumpster. Okay, I am beginning to feel very provincial. I would never have thought of crawling into a dumpster to have an intimate moment. Just wouldn’t have crossed my small-town mind. Must be one of those big city things.

Second, I am well on my way to becoming a Master Recycler. (Yes, you may call me, “Mr. Master Recycler-in-Training, Sir.”) I, too, was a bit stunned that there is such a program. But I’m 25% of the way through the classes. Soon, I will be so haughty; I may not be interested in condescending to speak with you anymore. We Master Recyclers are a somewhat snotty breed!