Such a busy week.

There was the summer solstice last Tuesday. Of course, that meant a trip out to the Stonehenge replica outside of Goldendale to perform a pagan ritual or two. You will all be stunned at how difficult it is to find a virgin willing to sacrifice themselves to some not quite believable god.


Then there was the 70th birthday party for Cheerios. All the planning and the execution: it was nerve racking.



And New York became the 6th state (along with the District of Columbia) to recognize gay marriage. Wow, totally awesome. I’m almost ready to take back all those horrible things I’ve said about you breeders over the decades.