Friday, September 16, 2011

Clarification

Apparently in my most recent post, I used inprecise phraseology that led people to believe that three of my sisters are insane and slaves to shopping and that one of my sisters is not. I apologize for any confusion caused by my choice of words.

Let me go on record stating emphatically that I have four sisters. Above and beyond that, any statement attempting to clarify the status of their mental stability could be dangerous to my health.

And get real, dear brother-in-law, if you haven’t determined the lucidity of your beloved wife and her sisters, I’m afraid I really can’t help you much. But there are trained professionals in your area that might be able to give you guidance.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Actually your sister already pointed out my imprecise reading of your very clear wording. But I have another question on the subject. In your upbringing was coming home empty handed from a trip to the store considered a failure? I notice your sister has real need to purchase something. Was this something perhaps your Mother instilled in her children? If you come home without some stuff from the store is that the same as a hunter returning without fresh meat for the table? Are they equivalent? PK