Okay, I am officially pissed!

Same sex couples in Utah are getting married and I’m working the streets in Hood River trying to get people to sign a petition to get gay marriage on the ballot in Oregon. Does anyone else see the absolute incongruousness of this absurd situation?

Oh, and this is totally different than that time I tried working the street before. I found out the hard way that there was already a glut of middle-aged male prostitutes on the market in the Upper Hood River Valley. It was a bitter lesson, but I learned it well.

So suddenly Utah is following the footsteps of New Mexico, which follows Illinois, which follows Hawaii, ad nauseam. And where is Oregon in this procession? We better be ahead of Alabama, or I am going to throw a temper tantrum unlike one I’ve thrown since I was a child. (College students are children, aren’t they?)

Congrats, Utah!