Friday, January 1, 2016

2016?

You have got to be kidding. Just last week it was 1999, and we were partying like it was 1999.

We are in some tragic time warp where logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead and the white knight is talking backwards and the red queen’s off with her head. There is no reasonable explanation for this rapid progression of time other than a tear in the continuum causing a rush of protons into our world and accelerating the passing of an entire epoch. I am sure of it. I will stake my scientific reputation on it.

Umm, happy 2016 to everyone. May peace guide your planet.

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