I discovered the most fascinating article on the internet.

It was an article written by Lord Monckton defending "... a courageous coucillor (Rosalie Crestani) of the City of Casey, a leafy suburb of the Melbourne megalopolis..."

And I quote:

"Official survey after official survey had shown that homosexuals had an average of 500-1,000 partners in their sexually active lifetime, and that some had as many as 20,000."

 "...and for the consequently short, miserable lives..."

Obviously, I have chosen just a small amount of the article to comment on, and it could be argued that I have taken them out of context. You can read the entire article at http://www.wnd.com/2014/11/calling-the-non-heterosexuals-bluff/#WRLHdPvb9SKM7bf8.99, and then decide for yourself.

But really, I just want to comment on the math. Okay, if you start having sex at 12 (it happens, just not to me) and you have a different sex partner every day of the year, you celebrate you 20,000^th partner somewhere in your 76^th year of life. Keep in mind that you would have to double up on some days to cover holidays, sick days, etc… And how can you really be sure that you haven’t done this dude before, and as such he doesn’t count toward your 20,000 quota?

Wow, you’re 76 years old and having sex with a different partner every day. Your dick is worn to a nubbins, your eyes are crossed, you drool incessantly and you are amazing! You are a total stud! I am in awe. Can I give you my home number?

You certainly can’t say that 76 is a long life, but calling it “short” is somewhat misleading. I have no plans for my 76^th birthday, so from this angle it looks like an amply sufficient life span.

And “miserable”? Oh lord, give me such misery!!!

I think this just goes to show that if you believe everything you read on the internet, you will become insanely jealous of some senior stud and strive to be more like him!

Hey, good chatting, but I have to run. I need to find my sex partner for the day, and that ain’t gonna be no easy task!