It must be stated that there is no proof that my sweet
sister, Peggy Jane pushed me down a flight of steps. That is just propaganda
being forwarded by some radicals who are anti-Enforcerists.
Anyway, happy birthday Jane! I’d announce your advanced age,
but I am fragile. I don’t think I would survive another “fall” down the stairs!
1 comment:
Of course there's no proof that you were pushed - you made it up to try to cover up your depth perception inadequacy even as a baby.
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