Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Happy Birthday, Sister Dearest


It must be stated that there is no proof that my sweet sister, Peggy Jane pushed me down a flight of steps. That is just propaganda being forwarded by some radicals who are anti-Enforcerists.

Anyway, happy birthday Jane! I’d announce your advanced age, but I am fragile. I don’t think I would survive another “fall” down the stairs!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Of course there's no proof that you were pushed - you made it up to try to cover up your depth perception inadequacy even as a baby.