…This comes up on the dashboard.
Now, I have a number of arguments against this notice.
#1. Just because I am sitting behind the steering wheel,
does NOT in any way imply that I am responsible, or for that matter capable of
operating the vehicle safely. When you
want to throw around responsibility, how about the people who built the car,
the sleazebag who sold it to me, or even the person riding shotgun? I am well
down the list of responsible people.
#2. Frankly, I’m not sure what this system is (other than a
radio), so I obviously can’t use it when traffic conditions are bad. Hell, I
can’t use it with the car in park in the driveway. So there!
#3. Okay, so I’m fighting fierce traffic and suddenly they
want me to pull out the owner’s manual and read it! They are friggin’ crazy!
I may be paranoid, but I think Junior and/or the manufacturing company is out to get me!
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