Friday, June 23, 2023

Happy Summer to All!

Oops, I missed the Summer Solstice. My bad.

But in my defense, have you checked the price of vestal virgins this go around. It is outrageous. When I was a child, they were a dime a dozen.

And on an alarming note, more and more volcanoes are refusing to participate in ritualistic sacrifices. Those damn liberal mountains. What is the world heading for!?!


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