This would be friggin’ funny as hell if it weren’t so cheerless. Just a short time ago, he was almost just a heartbeat away from the entourage of the presidency. And now, he is reduced to posing nude for a magazine that doesn’t (in a real-time reality) exist anymore. (Apparently, they are bringing back the printed material in a quarterly format, and Levi will grace the re-premier cover.)
I have kept to a higher standard in my life. I have never been “in the buff” in one of those crude magazines. And I can prove it. I have the rejection letter from each and every single one of those sleazy publications, leaving no question as to my absolute innocence.
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