Step into the kitchen and make yourself a big, stiff drink! (Okay, some of you may keep your booze elsewhere than the kitchen, so feel free to go to that location.)
There, I’ve done my part to ensure that you live longer. Apparently, there is now a study out there that says that heavy drinkers outlive abstainers.
So mothers, make sure your teenage children have plenty of gin to get them through this three day weekend.
And you’re welcome! I'm happy to do my part to guarantee your longevity!
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