Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Former Op-Ed Piece

Sadly, Max has learned the password to post on my blog. For anyone who read his earlier post, I apologize. I am embarrassed that so much anger and venom originated from my household. I have deleted the post to avoid sanctioning by the authoritarians that control the internet.

Max had just read a news article stating that 60% of Americans felt it was justified to declaw a housecat. He was angry. All the same, his brutal assassination of your character and your value to planet Earth was uncalled for. His comparison to putting bamboo under your finger nails, while location specific, was not a scientifically valid comparison. Trust me, his call for revolt will go unheeded among the general domesticated housecat community.

But if you’re ever in a dark alley and hear a loud screech… well, you’re on your own.

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