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I was informed today that only elderly people use exclamation points in written communications these days. Well, I’ll be hornswaggled! Whippersnappers don’t know how to use an exclamation point?!?!?! What in tarnation is the world coming to?!?!?!

The deep crevasses on my face and the gray, receding hair give my age away in real life, and now I have to be careful about my use of punctuation marks? Sorry, way too confusing!!!