I read the note when I got home from work.

Mac,
The coffee maker died this morning – I made the second pot of coffee and it worked fine, but about ½ hour late I noticed that both switch lights were out…

It was signed by Richard.

I could tell by the tear marks on the paper, that he had been distraught. If you don’t drink copious amounts of coffee on a daily basis, you may not understand the close relationship that you can develop with your coffee maker. He becomes your confidant, your best friend and often your life saver. Frankly, you would give your life for him.

So, I’m sure you understand that it has been a very solemn day around the Parker-Cornelison household. But don’t worry, we will be fine. We have a back-up.