Can you spell ‘: O’Scopy’?

Neither can I. I just had one. Right now the world is a beautiful place. It wasn’t yesterday evening and it probably won’t be tomorrow morning, but right now it is charming and serene; other than that one screaming cat. (Remind me to get a case of Industrial Strength Cat-B-Gone next time I’m at the store.)

Don’t worry, I’ll tell you every gory detail about my procedure. Later. Right now I don’t remember much. And I’d hate to give you even one gruesome aspect lacking the vivid imagery it deserves. That will be a later post.