Notes from a Master Recycler

Coca-Cola, that mega-giant soda pop retailer out of Atlanta, Georgia has been campaigning majorly against recycling initiatives in Australia.

I am sorry, but Coke can go suck itself. Coca Cola’s opposition to recycling just proves it is part of the problem, not the solution. Please join me in telling coke how much we appreciate their contribution to global warming.

Dear Mr/Ms Coke,

I understand that you are opposed to the initiatives in South Australia and the Northern Territories to charge a 10 cent refundable deposit on your plastic bottles. Wow, this is so like your opposition to Oregon’s bottle bill in the 1970s. You are not a quick learner, are you?

Please don’t take this wrong, but I will never purchase your product again, because I think you are the anti-Christ and you need to go away.

Please pass my apologies on to your employees.


Sincerely,