Real Estate 101

I’m sure you are all aware that after location, the most important facet influencing the value of real estate is water features. And boy, do Richard and I have wonderful water features.

First, there is Lake Kittytaka. (I know, it is blatant plagiarism, ridiculing not only domestic house cats, but a perfectly wonderful lake it South America). We plan to build a resort on the north shore, taking full advantage of the ample sunshine and unique land formations.

 

And then there is Rio Ricardo. Wow, I know you are all jealous, but try not to be bitter. Amazing water features come with their inherent drawbacks.

It is 4:30AM, we have no running water (inside the house), there is a generator grumbling in the front yard and the water company’s personnel are all have doughnuts and coffee in our driveway (on the shores of Rio Ricardo!)