Dear Mr. and Mrs. Iran,
Yes, I understand the penchant. Much like Ralph Kramden with his iconic phrase, “To the moon, Alice,” on more than one occasion I have been tempted to launch a feline, if not into space, at least into the neighbor’s yard.
But just a word of friendly advice; don’t do it. You will be sorry.
If by chance you avoid chronic harassment by PETA and the ASPCA, there is the feline him (or her) self. They will be back. There is no solar system far enough away to keep that cute little domestic house cat from scoring retribution.
It will not be pretty.
Signed,
Been there, done that.
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