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Dear Worldly Mac,

My cat just threw up on the floor. I cleaned it up, but now there is a clean spot on the floor. What should I do?

Signed,
Cat Owner

Dear Cat Owner,

Been there, bud.

There is only one thing to do. Have a cocktail or two or three until you no longer notice the clean spot. Don’t worry, it will go away with time.

Then pet the sweet kitty and tell him/her if (s)he ever does it again, (s)he is toast. [Not to worry, (s)he won’t understand anything other than the petting.]

Oh, and a note here, make sure the ASPCA is not on speed dial on your phone. Your other cat is crafty! 

Worldly Mac