I smell roses.

I hear your snide comments.

“Oh my god, here comes another rambling commentary about the Ducks.”

“I hope the football season doesn’t last much longer. I’m not sure how much more of this banal drivel I can take.”

And you, second row, third from the left; I heard your rude comment about how you would rather have a root canal than have to listen to me screech my way through ‘Mighty Oregon’ one more time. I’ll remember that one when I’m selecting your holiday present.

Get a grip folks: this has nothing to do with the University of Oregon’s football team. No, this is simply a plant that Richard received after doing a narration at the Columbia Gorge Sinfonietta’s performance this afternoon.

Do you all think I am really that one dimensional?