QUACK!!! QUACK!!! QUACK!!!

Research all the arcane and obsolete history books you want; study the Paleolithic Age, the Bronze Age, the Dark Ages, the Renaissance, the Industrial Revolution and even the 1950’s and I promise you will never find the phrases “Oregon Ducks’ football team” and “ranked #1 in the nation” used in the same sentence. Seldom will you even find them in the same paragraph.

But today there is dancing in the streets! According to all the polls:

UO is #1!