The Fable of the Black Cat and the Brand-Spanking New 32” LED/LCD HD Television.

Once upon a time, in a fiefdom far away, there live a domesticated housecat known as the Black Cat. The Black Cat had always been raised as a domesticated housecat and actually possessed some domesticated housecat-like traits, but deep down he had the soul of a water buffalo.

One day in the Fiefdom of the Black Cat, as the Black Cat chose to call the fiefdom in which he abided, a great event occurred. A Brand-Spanking New 32” LED/LCD HD Television entered the humble acreage. The Black Cat’s two idiotic man-servants spent the entire morning disconnecting the stupid old television, attaching the Brand-Spanking New 32” LED/LCD HD Television and praying to the TV reception gods that they might be blessed with channels. The Black Cat was bored. The Black Cat forgot for a moment that he had the soul of a water buffalo. The Black Cat jumped toward the loft. The Black Cat missed. The Black Cat fell. The Black Cat fell onto the Brand-Spanking New 32” LED/LCD HD Television. Terror reigned.

But, by some amazing grace, everyone survived.



The two idiotic man-servants do ask that you join them in praying to the TV reception gods that might be blessed with channels.

[This fable as been formatted to fit your screen and the original text has been edited to avoid pissing off the Black Cat.}