I am awoken by Max screaming, “Timmy’s fallen in the well!!!
Timmy’s fallen in the well!!!
Well, not knowing anyone known Timmy and not having any clue
where the nearest well is, I did what any old man would do. I teetered off to
the bathroom and peed.
It was in the bathroom that I found the crisis! You could
see the bottom of the food bowl. I shook the bowl rearranging the kibble so all you could see was cat chow. Nuclear war avoided.
You’re welcome, world.
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