Good News!

Some of you may remember my earlier rant against Martin Scumbag, I mean Martin Scrotum-needs-busting, I mean Martin the-total-fucking-asshole, who raised the price of Daraprim, a pill that fights Toxoplasmosis from $13.50 to $750.00 per pill.

Well, a rival company is offering an equivalent generic pill at $1.00 each. My prayers have been answered! (I am speaking metaphysically.) Martin Shkreli will probably not go bankrupt over his investment, but if we, as a people watch him, and predatory animals like him close enough, we can’t do the world a lot of good!

Everyone stand and chant, “Shkreli Sucks!!! Shkreli Sucks!!! Shkreli Sucks!!! Shkreli Sucks!!!.” Louder now! “SHKRELI SUCKS!!! SHKRELI SUCKS!!! SHKRELI SUCKS!!! SHKRELI SUCKS!!!”

There is little that makes me happy these days, but this one does!