Tommy head butted me!

Hard.

“If you think for one friggin’ second I’m going to allow you to do nothing, you are dumber that you friends say!” He then jumped off the desk, ran into the bedroom and grabbed a quarter in his mouth. He dropped it in front of me.

“Heads radiation, tails surgery, those are your only choices.”

He had that steely look in his eyes that only a determined cat can get.