Just say NO!

And I hear Anchorage is trying to pass an ordinance prohibiting discrimination based on sexual orientation.

All I can say is “don’t do it, you Anchoragians" (or Anchoragites, or whatever…) Hood River County passed a gay rights ordinance last year, and it has been hell ever since.

I’m sure you’ve all heard about the horrendous earthquakes we have had this year. And the tornadoes and hurricanes; pestilence and plague. We are waist deep in grasshoppers! It has been horrific. We are teetering on the edge of total disaster.

So, Anchorage-type-people, save yourself from total distruction. Make sure queers have no rights in your city!