It is now 8:45PM. You are five hours and forty-five minutes late in returning our warm weather. We are not pleased.
I don’t know if you are aware or not, but the Oregon National Guard has been working on a mini-nuclear device that they had planned on testing on the USC campus. Don’t make us change the test-site to downtown Anchorage. You suffer enough.
Just return our warm weather by Noon tomorrow and we’ll call it no harm; no foul.
After that, I can’t vouch for your safety.
Do it for the children.
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