Hi! It’s Tom!

Don’t worry, Mac is safely tucked in for his late-morning, drug-induced catnap. You know, I for one am glad he lost that lard he had put on lately. I had quite a struggle dragging him by the scruff of the neck and putting him to bed at his current weight. I can’t imagine what it would have been like with 20 extra pounds!

We had a nice chat this morning. I sat on his lap and he petted me like good humans do. He really is such a lovable person. I explained to him that his post from yesterday evening was a tad over-the-top. I made it quite clear to the dullard that when he is on morphine, he doesn’t always think things through as thoroughly as he would if he were sober.  I think he finally understands that he needs to use some decorum in his communications, lest people think he was giving up. He is not giving up. He just had one of those evenings.

He asked me to apologize to anyone he disturbed. Then he fed me and changed my litterbox, so all is well in Tommytown!